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Hey Vegans. It's okay. I eat babies all the time. They're delicious. I just don't get ALL my protein and most of my nutrition from babies. So I guess in the long run I eat fewer babies than you.

And yes. Beans, peas, grains, fruit, and nuts are all produced when the male organs of a plant fertilize the female organs. We call this pollination. And there's no pacing around it: that's sex. And we call the result of sex babies. You eat babies. I eat periods and dead things.

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KATZENSAFT Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
rIP peas foreveb
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KonekoKaburagi Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Love this!!

I just had the image of being covered in tree sperm in the summertime dying of allergies :XD:

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puffugu Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Student General Artist
:(
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CrystalPhoenix121801 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
glarg no one understands your bad puns!!!
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DireWolfwere Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha omg the comments, this stamp; shit, it's too early in the morning for this |D
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
well, if you kill an animal itīs dead...  but youīre the MURDER!
Difference between animals (humans ARE animals) and plants normally is that animals feel pain and have an extraordinary form of communication in their body that allows them to feel and especially to THINK and so on.
But it seems you donīt have the ability to think or do you just donīt want to see that youīre wrong.
I know itīs pretty difficult to draw the conclusion that murdering is wrong.

So just shut up. Guys like you disgust me.
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Geckoesque Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Plants think by firing off chemical signals inside their bodies.Yeah.
Also, how do you know plants don't feel pain?They're alive too, and an experiment where a guy pulled leaves off plants and left, then went back in again resulted in all the plants letting off a "nervous" chemical signal.
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes that´s true. Plants do have an inner communication system which still is working much slower than the one of animals since it´s not working with electric signals. By the time the plant would feel anything it´s probably already dead/ cut off. Additionally 14 kg plants are used to produce 1 kg meat. As a reason of that you cause the "death" of 14 times more "creatures" if that´s what you want to call them + the animal.
People should just keep in mind that freedom is limited. As soon as your freedom bothers another beings freedom it no longer is freedom one should find in a real democracy. It´s just Despotism. And in that case it´s my right and duty to intervene like it is anyones right to stop someone from killing someone else.
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UTERI Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
someone can't take a joke. Along with that thousands of animals are murdered a day by humans, other animals, and natural causes, so I don't see whats wrong if I have myself a hamburger tonight or a nice chicken salad to end my night (in which I did have that chicken ceaser salad, delicious by the way)

it all comes down to choice though, just remember this little tune:

Its okay, to not like something
Its okay, but don't be a dick about it.

also to inform you that some people, like me, can not physically go without meat without becoming seriously ill and vomiting whatever else up that we eat. So I will murder to live, trust me if I didn't need to then I wouldn't but I need to so I will.  No need for me to go through extensive care and medication anyways just to fill some group of animal fanatics wishes.
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well if you read the other comments you would have seen another possibility which allows you to continue eating meat. I donīt really get whatīs natural about breeding animals and putting them into enclosures to kill them. It would rather be natural to hunt them down in nature wouldnīt it? So putting it right beneath "animals killing animals" and "animals dying because of other natural causes" sounds strange to me.
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UTERI Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its plenty natural from how they've evolved, they're bred to be food and born to be food so their ultimate demise and plenty usage makes them into: food. If, lets say tigers, were as smart and sentient as humans were, they would probably enslave and eat us. Its the nature of the beast: kill or be killed, and just because that food isn't hunted down in the woods where it could be flea bitten and uneatable to a human, doesn't mean that its bad.
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Theaquadragon Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Murder is only for humans. Now you can just leave, because really, the farmers kill them.
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
the farmers kill them but you order them to do so. Buying meat -> supermarket or sth. else wants to sell more of it because now they know that meat is popular. ->more animals are "produced" in order to deliver them to the supermarket -> those steps will never end if you donīt break up the circle in a point.
Is there a difference between you and the farmer?
If you want it to be expressed correct would then complicity in murder or temptation to murder fit better?
In addition to this itīs kind of racially-motivated murdering to kill animals because they are "less worth" than humans.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Murder only applies to humans. Get your facts straight before being a rabid-ass vegan. 
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I already said that Iīm sorry for being super-inpolite and I really donīt want to start a fight with you BUT...
I donīt care about definitions of words. Even if the law declines murdering like that it doesnīt have to be correct.
Laws have to be updated again and again because the average-human wants to live too comfortable. Noone ever thinks of anything but his own sake.
Dunno whether this is part of what I intended to say but I think Humans arenīt even worth to be called animals.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think it would be only fair if you were to count humans as animals if you were to count murder with non-humans too. 
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I would do if Humans were still hunters like animals. But the animal "human" is out of control and not natural any more.
The relation between human and animal isnīt natural either. There is no animal imprisonning its food and killing it being in an enclosure. Humans are killing animals and animals kill animals but theres a difference between it. If humans fished or hunted to get the flesh I would not interrupt you eating meat because it would be fair.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wish meat was expensive to buy and the only cheap option would be hunting. The world would be a better place, less farming, more humane hunting. 
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What a twist :) I thought youīd think different...
But I agree.
And I know itīs a different topic but I wish humans would still live like lone hunters in a big world with much space and less knowledges but whatīs thought once can never be undone again:(
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yea. Farming would still exist, since not everyone can hunt, especially if you live in a city. But the price of meat would be high enough to make those who can't afford it veg. 

The only problem would be that due to rapid hunting for food some animals would become endangered, and when that happens meat would be cheaper. 
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DreamsphereINC Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Student General Artist
If meat is murder, and were made of meat....


WE'RE MADE OF MURDER :iconbabiesplz:
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LOTSOFADOPTS Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AHAHAHA
That made me laugh so hard lol! xD 
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DreamsphereINC Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student General Artist
HI MY FELLOW MURDERER!
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LOTSOFADOPTS Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WELL HI MY DEAR FRIEND
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DreamsphereINC Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student General Artist
So, murdered any animals today?
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LOTSOFADOPTS Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why, plenty of them, deary!
What about you?
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DreamsphereINC Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Just a few today, haha, those vegetarians y'know.
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fenrirhound Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Picking your argument apart would just make me look like a tool, considering it already made you look like a dipshit. 
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I dunno what a dipshit is and google translator couldnīt tell me.
A tool? I dunno what you mean. Maybe I just canīt translate it right but I donīt see the passage that makes you looking like a tool.
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fenrirhound Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for proving my point 
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Iīm kinda confused, What did I just prove?
Could you please explain?
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Iīm sorry but English isnīt my mother tongue.
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MatthewWolfbane Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's also not very nice for you to attempt to "close" your argument directly after paving the way for one to begin.

Humans are animals, yes, but when was the last time you saw a dolphin develop an atom bomb?
And then you go on to insult this person's intelligence twice, accusing her of being a closed mind...while it's probably the first time you ever met her, which pretty much means you've come onto this stamp with at least a certain dosage of prejudice to justify your words here.

Sorry, but a more polite tone may have worked better in your own favour.
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I may be a bit too harsh(I canīt help it ...I was in rage...Iīm sorry for that) but if you re-read my comment you will probably recognize that I didnīt insult her intelligence. Itīs just that she has to decide whether she canīt understand or she just doesnīt want to accept it. And the reason for me to say that although all I know of her is that she wrote this text is what she wrote. I donīt like other people to insult those that donīt put their joy above lifes.
I mean, WHY THE HELL DID SHE DO THIS? Oh letīs have fun. HUMILIATE the vegans.  ???????????
Did I ever see a dolphin developing an atom bomb? No, arenīt they peaceful?
Well Iīm glad there are organisms that donīt destroy the earth.
But what I can say about dolphins is that they are pretty social and that they feel pain with much more intense than humans. I wish that instead of humans there would just be dolphins. But this dream wonīt come true because some wanna eat them.
www.indefenseofdolphins.com/bo…
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MatthewWolfbane Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
She's not a guy. :stare:
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 I didnīt know :D
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official-izzy Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
too funny. :XD:
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Rainboww-Kittyy Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
oh no my cousin is going to eat her unborn baby
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fenrirhound Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yes. That's exactly what I'm implying. Vegetarians eat humans.
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Rainboww-Kittyy Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
she'll probably have a miscarriage anyways
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fenrirhound Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Can't help but feel like you only care about your problems here
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Rainboww-Kittyy Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
that's true
i only give a shit if i worry the person
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CastShadowPegasus Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When you eat fruit you are technically eating the tree, bush, or vine's swollen ovaries.
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ExplosionOfEpicness Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
OH MY GOD... :stare:


I'M A MURDERER! :ohnoes:
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Falon-Pride Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student General Artist
The comments on this made my day.
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Frozen-Inferno Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
That's hilarious, I never thought of it that way. You have a very good point there.
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Blood-B0xer Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Forget peas, I'll stick to some delicious soybeans. C:
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gunmoon Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Congrats! You're contributing to your sterility!:iconclapplz:
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Blood-B0xer Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
?
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gunmoon Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Soy has been shown to cause mass sterility! Look it up!
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