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Admit it by fenrirhound Admit it by fenrirhound
Hey Vegans. It's okay. I eat babies all the time. They're delicious. I just don't get ALL my protein and most of my nutrition from babies. So I guess in the long run I eat fewer babies than you.

And yes. Beans, peas, grains, fruit, and nuts are all produced when the male organs of a plant fertilize the female organs. We call this pollination. And there's no pacing around it: that's sex. And we call the result of sex babies. You eat babies. I eat periods and dead things.

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KonekoKaburagi Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Love this!!

I just had the image of being covered in tree sperm in the summertime dying of allergies :XD:

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puffugu Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Student General Artist
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CrystalPhoenix121801 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
glarg no one understands your bad puns!!!
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DireWolfwere Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha omg the comments, this stamp; shit, it's too early in the morning for this |D
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
well, if you kill an animal itīs dead...  but youīre the MURDER!
Difference between animals (humans ARE animals) and plants normally is that animals feel pain and have an extraordinary form of communication in their body that allows them to feel and especially to THINK and so on.
But it seems you donīt have the ability to think or do you just donīt want to see that youīre wrong.
I know itīs pretty difficult to draw the conclusion that murdering is wrong.

So just shut up. Guys like you disgust me.
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Stupid--artist Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
someone can't take a joke. Along with that thousands of animals are murdered a day by humans, other animals, and natural causes, so I don't see whats wrong if I have myself a hamburger tonight or a nice chicken salad to end my night (in which I did have that chicken ceaser salad, delicious by the way)

it all comes down to choice though, just remember this little tune:

Its okay, to not like something
Its okay, but don't be a dick about it.

also to inform you that some people, like me, can not physically go without meat without becoming seriously ill and vomiting whatever else up that we eat. So I will murder to live, trust me if I didn't need to then I wouldn't but I need to so I will.  No need for me to go through extensive care and medication anyways just to fill some group of animal fanatics wishes.
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well if you read the other comments you would have seen another possibility which allows you to continue eating meat. I donīt really get whatīs natural about breeding animals and putting them into enclosures to kill them. It would rather be natural to hunt them down in nature wouldnīt it? So putting it right beneath "animals killing animals" and "animals dying because of other natural causes" sounds strange to me.
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Stupid--artist Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its plenty natural from how they've evolved, they're bred to be food and born to be food so their ultimate demise and plenty usage makes them into: food. If, lets say tigers, were as smart and sentient as humans were, they would probably enslave and eat us. Its the nature of the beast: kill or be killed, and just because that food isn't hunted down in the woods where it could be flea bitten and uneatable to a human, doesn't mean that its bad.
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Theaquadragon Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Murder is only for humans. Now you can just leave, because really, the farmers kill them.
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HumanChains Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
the farmers kill them but you order them to do so. Buying meat -> supermarket or sth. else wants to sell more of it because now they know that meat is popular. ->more animals are "produced" in order to deliver them to the supermarket -> those steps will never end if you donīt break up the circle in a point.
Is there a difference between you and the farmer?
If you want it to be expressed correct would then complicity in murder or temptation to murder fit better?
In addition to this itīs kind of racially-motivated murdering to kill animals because they are "less worth" than humans.
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